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So all of you should follow my buddy Doubled.
His shit is killing me tonight on Tumblr.

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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disfiguredcorpse:

I’d really appreciate it if you could all repost this so we can have everyone report this Instagram account.
This account is basically taunting this girl where I live to try and kill herself by posting personal information and publicly humiliating her. I don’t know her but no one deserves this. PLEASE HELP and REPOST!!!

What the fuck?

What this needs so many notes, I’m not even kidding.

I may not have many followers but I would really appreciate it if you helped me signal boost this

This makes me so fucking mad.

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dmann-rjm
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BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

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GUYS BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS JACKIE CHAN SINGING SHAN’S PART NOT ONLY IS HE A MARTIAL ARTS BADASS HE IS AN *OPERATICALLY TRAINED VOCALIST* JUST YES

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acceptingamerican:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Forever reblog

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muppetmayhem:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRY

<3

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-City and Colour

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Instead of saving money so we could see the play you forgot about.

Lol